There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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