Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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