spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
