I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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