I think my vagina is haunted
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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