You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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