Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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