Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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