ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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