This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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