Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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