i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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