I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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