my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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