Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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