Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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