I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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