Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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