Dual....:-)
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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