So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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