u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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