You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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