OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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