They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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