Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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