Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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