I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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