I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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