Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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