I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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