Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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