Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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