There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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