glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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