honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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