I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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