you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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