Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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