I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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