I hate all girls vehemently.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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