dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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