its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
