my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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