did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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