Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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