I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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