That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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