yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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