I want to stick my p in your. b.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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