Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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