careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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