We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
soo... how was my night?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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