So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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