im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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