We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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