Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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