My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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