whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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