Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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