yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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