Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
